Minny’s Crisco secret - Fryin’ chicken just tend to make you feel better about life. The Help, 2011.
The squint of champions - A Wheaties box periscope finds the beast’s baseball. The Sandlot, 1993.
Cyborgs prefer Pepsi - Even beverages from the year 2029 are no match for Arnold’s favorite cola. Terminator 2: Judgment Day, 1991.
Slaves to the coppertop - Duracell exhibits the corroded dreamworld of battery powered human beings. The Matrix, 1999.
Hitch’s Benadryl aphrodisiac - Liquid antihistamine is the only substance that can bring back his date doctor game. Hitch, 2005.
The fetus of tablet computing - IBM is four decades ahead of the game with this Jupiter bound TelePad. 2001: A Space Odyssey, 1968.
Apollo’s Hugo Boss corner - Matching outfits and James Brown’s extravaganza are a recipe for disaster. Rocky IV, 1985.
The breakup gift - Cologne from Macy’s is not the makeover Carell so desperately needs. Crazy, Stupid, Love., 2011.
The devil drinks Starbucks - Hathaway has to bring her fashion mogul boss a latte before all hell is raised. The Devil Wears Prada, 2006.
Pabst Blue Ribbon must go - America’s best beer fails to bring out the best in Ferrell, who inhabits the front lawn. Everything Must Go, 2011.